





Long sleeve glow-in-the-dark
Straight from the murder capital of the world and into your undead wardrobe—this long-sleeved, glow-in-the-dark masterpiece is your official invite to never grow old, never die, and never wear boring shirts again.
“Greetings from Santa Carla” blazes across the chest like a radioactive postcard from hell, glowing eerily in the dark like the eyes of a bloodthirsty teen vampire hanging under a bridge at midnight. On the sleeve is printed “I Still Believe.” Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric (because even the damned deserve comfort), this shirt is perfect for moonlit boardwalk strolls, impromptu bonfires, or just standing in the shadows being ominous.
Whether you’re dodging Frog Brothers, seducing mortals with your wind-machine hair, or trying not to get staked before sunrise, this shirt says:
Yes, I live deliciously. Yes, I shop local. Yes, I’m probably not human.
Santa Carla: come for the beach, stay for the bloodbath.
Straight from the murder capital of the world and into your undead wardrobe—this long-sleeved, glow-in-the-dark masterpiece is your official invite to never grow old, never die, and never wear boring shirts again.
“Greetings from Santa Carla” blazes across the chest like a radioactive postcard from hell, glowing eerily in the dark like the eyes of a bloodthirsty teen vampire hanging under a bridge at midnight. On the sleeve is printed “I Still Believe.” Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric (because even the damned deserve comfort), this shirt is perfect for moonlit boardwalk strolls, impromptu bonfires, or just standing in the shadows being ominous.
Whether you’re dodging Frog Brothers, seducing mortals with your wind-machine hair, or trying not to get staked before sunrise, this shirt says:
Yes, I live deliciously. Yes, I shop local. Yes, I’m probably not human.
Santa Carla: come for the beach, stay for the bloodbath.
Straight from the murder capital of the world and into your undead wardrobe—this long-sleeved, glow-in-the-dark masterpiece is your official invite to never grow old, never die, and never wear boring shirts again.
“Greetings from Santa Carla” blazes across the chest like a radioactive postcard from hell, glowing eerily in the dark like the eyes of a bloodthirsty teen vampire hanging under a bridge at midnight. On the sleeve is printed “I Still Believe.” Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric (because even the damned deserve comfort), this shirt is perfect for moonlit boardwalk strolls, impromptu bonfires, or just standing in the shadows being ominous.
Whether you’re dodging Frog Brothers, seducing mortals with your wind-machine hair, or trying not to get staked before sunrise, this shirt says:
Yes, I live deliciously. Yes, I shop local. Yes, I’m probably not human.
Santa Carla: come for the beach, stay for the bloodbath.