Product Listing: Glow-in-the-Dark “Greetings from Santa Carla” T-Shirt
🦇 You’ll never need a reflection when you look this good. 🦇
Sink your teeth into the unisex glow-in-the-dark “Greetings from Santa Carla” t-shirt, a must-have for any creature of the night. Inspired by The Lost Boys, this tee screams sun-faded boardwalks, missing kid flyers, and that weird saxophone solo you can’t get out of your head.
🩸 Features:
Ultra-soft, mortal-approved cotton blend
Classic unisex fit — perfect for half-vamps, full-vamps, or vampire hunters in disguise
“Greetings from Santa Carla” graphic on the front, printed in glow-in-the-dark ink (because things get really interesting after dark)
Black like your soul
Subtle smell of garlic NOT included
Whether you’re hanging at Max’s video store, hunting worms with the Frog Brothers, or just floating outside someone’s window being creepy — this shirt keeps you looking undead chic.
Sizing: M to 3XL.
Color: Black (because white shirts don’t survive in Santa Carla).
🧛♂️ Made for those who never grow old, never die, and look damn good while doing it.
🌕 Available now at Klem1891.com — get one before David tells you to “join us.”
Questions? Hit up klem1891@gmail.com. Grandpa’s got the Windex, we’ve got the merch.
Product Listing: Glow-in-the-Dark “Greetings from Santa Carla” T-Shirt
🦇 You’ll never need a reflection when you look this good. 🦇
Sink your teeth into the unisex glow-in-the-dark “Greetings from Santa Carla” t-shirt, a must-have for any creature of the night. Inspired by The Lost Boys, this tee screams sun-faded boardwalks, missing kid flyers, and that weird saxophone solo you can’t get out of your head.
🩸 Features:
Ultra-soft, mortal-approved cotton blend
Classic unisex fit — perfect for half-vamps, full-vamps, or vampire hunters in disguise
“Greetings from Santa Carla” graphic on the front, printed in glow-in-the-dark ink (because things get really interesting after dark)
Black like your soul
Subtle smell of garlic NOT included
Whether you’re hanging at Max’s video store, hunting worms with the Frog Brothers, or just floating outside someone’s window being creepy — this shirt keeps you looking undead chic.
Sizing: M to 3XL.
Color: Black (because white shirts don’t survive in Santa Carla).
🧛♂️ Made for those who never grow old, never die, and look damn good while doing it.
🌕 Available now at Klem1891.com — get one before David tells you to “join us.”
Questions? Hit up klem1891@gmail.com. Grandpa’s got the Windex, we’ve got the merch.
